October 13, 2009
Julius Weazer
Spartaweaselcus led his ragtag band of migrant olive pickers on a crusade through Northern Italy overtaking every pizza shop that stood in his way. Only Julius Weazer and the Romaine Lettuce Army could stop him.
The Comments
Dennis Jones
October 13, 2009
...I hope somebody will finish this story ‘cause I’m wildly interested in where it’s heading…
The "Ripleys" Guy
October 13, 2009
This image makes me ask the question: “is Armegeddon and Armadillo somehow mysteriously related”? Love the awesome art!
Don Jones
October 13, 2009
Little did the esteemed olive picker leader know, Weazer and his lethal leafy lineup had set up an ambush at a faux pizza parlor named Pizza Gut.
Jeff
October 13, 2009
Armadillo…I almost cried..Nice touch.
Jeff
October 13, 2009
Spartaweaselcus was out shopping for the freshest ingredients with his Papa John when his band of olive pickers were led into battle by a “fake Spartaweaselcus” that kinda looked like Charleton Heston..
Jeff
October 14, 2009
As it turns out it was not spartaweaselcus at all. The Olive Gardeners were led into battle by his nephew the football star “Pair a Cleats” who looked more like Kirk Douglas.
Dennis Jones
October 14, 2009
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...now back to our exciting story…
Nik
October 14, 2009
All the sudden the Manning bros.
joined in the fight. Petyon started throwing catelopes as far the eye could see while Eli was loading watermelons in the cannons
and the Olive Gardeners knew they had the advantage!
Doug Jones
October 14, 2009
...but then, swooping down outta the mountains came Rush Lamebaugh who bought the team and forced them to change their uniforms from pink capes to yellow spandex unitards.
Don Jones
October 14, 2009
Rush’s sofistikated taste in uniforms have always been in question and so the other clickish MFL team owners banished Lamebaugh and his millions to only ingesting locker room wall coverings.
Jeff
October 14, 2009
Much more masculine..
Jeff
October 14, 2009
Besides anyone who went to the mall in the early 80s knows Julius is ORANGE.
The "Ripleys" Guy
October 15, 2009
Spartaweaselcus should also be hailed for his support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month!
The "Ripleys" Guy
October 15, 2009
I’m sorry, that should be Julius Weazer!
Nik
October 15, 2009
Genghis Khan vs Julius Weazer would be a great fight to watch!
Jeff
October 15, 2009
Genghis was a skilled horseman and poor Julius got his armadillo impounded for double parking at a bowling ally. Not much of a fight if ya ask me.
Don Jones
October 15, 2009
Good eye on the pink cape tribute “Ripleys” Guy.
Good enough for the NFL… good enough for Brother Jones.
Nik
October 15, 2009
How bout the Pilsbury Dough Boy vs
the Marshmellow Man?
Dennis Jones
October 15, 2009
...this story seems to have taken on multiple sub plot lines…
Jeff
October 15, 2009
Spartaweaselcus and Papa John watched as the battle of DiGiorno raged throughout the day. The exhausted Romaine army rallied to overcome the beleaguered Olive Gardeners.
Spartaweaselcus and Papa John fled to Tuscany where they set-up a pizza delivery shop that was quickly franchised.
Jeff
October 15, 2009
As for the Armadillo, he was stolen from the police impound lot and ended up on a pizza at Wolfgang Pucks Beverly Hills Bistro.
Nik
October 15, 2009
The next day Julius Weazer bought
out the pizza delivery frachise and made them the next NFL team called the Tuscan Pizza’s.
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