October 15, 2009
I Am Spartaweaselcus
The story had reached its sad conclusion. Spartaweaselcus and his rebel band of olive pickers were trapped and surrounded by the mighty Romaine Lettuce Army. Julius Weazer galloped up on his fearsome war armadillo and demanded, “which one of you is Spartaweaselcus?” To his astonishment, each rebel one after the other answered, “I am Spartaweaselcus.” Unable to determine which one actually was the former gladiator, Weazer confiscated all of their olives and set sail for the new world where he opened a successful chain of Olive Garden Restaurants and Spartaweaselcus lived to eat pizza another day.
The Comments
Jeff
October 16, 2009
Nice chin..
Dennis Jones
October 16, 2009
...trying to stay true to the original version of this story…
Don Jones
October 16, 2009
I’d give anything for a belt like Sparaweaselcussesss.
The "Ripleys" Guy
October 16, 2009
That right arm looks vaguely familiar…Is that where Under Armor got that thing they put on Adrian Peterson in the commercial????
Nik
October 16, 2009
WOW! That is GREAT! Love the sword
and he reminds me Tom Cruise!
Jeff
October 16, 2009
Who was ever scared of Tom Cruise? Clearly Kirk Douglass was much more intimidating.
Jeff
October 16, 2009
I’m just sorry the epic has to end.
Dennis Jones
October 16, 2009
...Jeff, you’re the one that started this whole mess with those nutty comments a couple of posts back. You got the story bouncing around in my head and then I had to put pictures to it…
Apollojet
October 16, 2009
Hello!
You are great man.
Really one of my favorite illustrators.
Keep on.
Jeff
October 16, 2009
This has been a really fun picture set..
Jeff
October 16, 2009
You can call these segments, “Twisted History” we will have even more kids failing history tests.
Dennis Jones
October 16, 2009
...we can add the theme music from “Fractured Fairy Tales” to them from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show to really punch em up…
Dennis Jones
October 16, 2009
...thanks Apollojet!
Jeff
October 16, 2009
Good idea.. If we are going to warp young peoples minds with Twisted history, we should have theme music..
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