November 3, 2009
Frozen Tundra CheeseHeads
Things are really heating up in the ESPN Fantasy Football Church League I play in. Today I am formally lodging an official complaint against the Frozen Tundra CheeseHeads because they have really sharp corners on their helmets.
(I have always been way more into the fantasy part of fantasy football than anything else)
The Comments
Don Jones
November 3, 2009
This illustration is “extra sharp”...
Isn’t it time for lunch?
Jeff
November 3, 2009
Just bring crackers and a cheese knife to your next match-up and the rest will take care of it’s self.
Kirk
November 3, 2009
Why the Bears C on the helmet instead of the G??? Are you trying to tweak Packer fans?
Dennis Jones
November 3, 2009
...well, yes and no… the Frozen Tundra Cheeseheads owner is obviously a huge Packers fan, but the “C” stands for CHEESEheads…
...of course, if I can add further tweakage by making the “C” look like a division rival Chicago Bears “C”, so much the better…
Doug Jones
November 3, 2009
I have a very similar player on my team.
SpongeBrett SquareFavre. The helmet is almost identical… but it’s a sponge…Dennis Jones
November 3, 2009
...well, the Frozen Tundra CheeseHead helmet is not! Here’s my official league complaint I filed earlier today…
I am officially filing an official complaint against the Frozen Tundra Cheeseheads. Their new helmets have really sharp corners and my players refuse to close-line tackle them anymore which gives them an unfair advantage. I hope the league commissioner will act promptly on this serious matter and issue sanctions and some sort of food embargo against them.
Jeff
November 3, 2009
I agree!! The clothes line tackle is a much neglected skill in the environment of todays football league. We have to turn to a fine sports documentary ”
The Longest Yard ” to see this beautiful tackle executed well.. Fight the good fight Dennis!Don Jones
November 3, 2009
Dennis: “Hey Doug, Donald keeps calling me the “E” word!”
Doug: “The “E” word? What’s that?”
Dennis: ”’Idiot!””
Dennis Jones
November 3, 2009
...boddaBING!
Don Jones
November 3, 2009
Stole that joke from Janson.
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