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July 2, 2009

Blown Gasket

Hit-A-House tour member, Doug Smikens demonstrates what happens when a simple, little chip to a par-5 green goes haywire. Multiple cranial explosions were witnessed by fellow players. Sounds of sobbing and mild crying later were heard from the direction of the Simkins cart. Doug forgot all about it after a big prime rib sandwich lunch at Bootleggers in downtown Aurora.

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Roberto

July 2, 2009

Doug – I could tell by your stance that you were gonna flub this shot – what would Stan Utley say? Oh, right, “that’ll be $3000.00”
Perhaps you shoulda used the “U” club like DP does – then you too could ride in style in a ‘63 green Rambler…

Don Jones

July 2, 2009

Not so nice not, Noug.

The \"Ripleys\" Guy

July 6, 2009

Problem solved! I can tell from the photo that you simply need to loosen the grip just slightly on the right hand. Bend your knees just a touch and place the ball a little farther back in the stance. There….all fixed!

Don Jones

July 6, 2009

Those are some really good tips there, Mr. Ripped Guy. Seems I read a few of them in Hacker’s Digest.

The "Ripleys" Guy

July 6, 2009

I’m sorry, after re-reading my post I realized that was something I heard at Pilates the other night!.....never mind!

Dennis Jones

July 7, 2009

...I thought all week this was a picture of you, Don…

Doug Jones

July 7, 2009

if it was Don… there would be steam coming out of OTHER places…

Dennis Jones

July 7, 2009

...boddaBING!

Don Jones

July 7, 2009

Thanks to one of the Hit-A-House corporate sponsors..DEPENDS … I don’t think so.

Doug Jones

July 7, 2009

...ka-TOOT!

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