November 5, 2009
H1N1 (HINEY) FLU ALERT!
As we continue to see the flu outbreak shut down schools and spread across our community, I am requesting your help to try and avoid an outbreak here on our beloved piece of turf on the world wide web. Please be diligent in washing your hands prior to touching your mouse and if you have flu like symptoms, do not sneeze on your screen and by all means stay away from visiting any additional pages. Do your part in not sharing your germs with the three brothers and our other six visitors. Key symptoms are headaches, muscle and body aches, upset stomach, sore throat, running a fever, grouchiness, blurred vision, twitches, and in some cases unusual tiredness (FYI: The Jones brothers were born tired).
I suspect the brothers are wanting to stay home and not spoil their perfect blogging record. But if push comes to shove, (that would be brotherly shove) please use your official Brother Jones Bloggin Sick Leave to avoid a major flu outbreak here on the Brother Jones website.
Thank you for your attention *cough * cough… to this matter.
The Comments
Dennis Jones
November 5, 2009
...howd you get my x-ray?
Don Jones
November 5, 2009
The Brother Jones company doctor, Dr. Kevorkian left them on my desk… along with your last will and testament.
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