the Hit-A-House golf tour
ABOVE — Robert Walden brought it to the house, winning the Sir Mulligan Open in the 2004 season.
As the 2005 Tour opens its season in March or so, it's no surprise that its top four players are in the World Hack Rankings — Doug Simkins, Robert Walden, Don Jones and Randy Walden — possess a rare combination of a one-dimensional golf game and excessive subcutaneous fat that make them giants on the links.