It's not just a club. It's a lifestyle.
We ride in the morning. We ride in the evening.
We even ride on the weekends.
It's not an exciting life ... but, it's our life.
This exclusive, free-wheelin' backyard bike club began in 1963...
The Original Weasels
Brothers In Arms
From the desolate corn fields of Northern Indiana to the dilapidated outhouses in the Ozarks of Southern Missouri ... the Sprocket Weasel Bicycle Club rolls on. If there's no good reason to ride, then that's a good enough reason to roll.
Crank down the cassette! Lock-in the granny gear! Fire up the glutes! We're callin' everyone to... "ride along to another shore, we can laugh our lives away and be free once more. Ride, weasel ride, upon your mystery ship—be amazed, at the friends you have, here on your trip."
The Oklahoma Faction
Peloton with Panache
This unorganized, dissenting Socket Weasel enclave is considered the "cream of the extreme". Chasing the ultimate state of cyclelogical release, the scorching Okie asphalt is their ultimate dream of biking nirvana. Tapping into an inner-pedaling power prowness, this crazed cult continuously chants the mind-numbing mantra, "When in doubt, crank it out!"
Destined to a life behind bars, these SW members believe you haven't lived until you've drafted 83 miles on a twister's storm cell.
Destined to a life behind bars, these SW members believe you haven't lived until you've drafted 83 miles on a twister's storm cell.
Pole Position Pain
For the Love of Lactic Acid
Three-time Socket Weasel Saddle Sore Grand Champion, Mason Bradford, has endured it all during his countless, meandering STRAVA documented rides around the Missouri backroads. Known for his qualifying, machine-like, cadence, MJ strives to set a wickedly fast pace while still maintaining safe space from the countless trucks, tractors and assorted road kill.
After witnessing a spectacular "yard sale endo" by his Dad, Mason followed his lead with an aggressive attack into a pole—garnering him numerous bruises and noteworthy road rash. Always taking one for the team, MJ is the designated driver of the official 1997 Honda Socket Weasel Sag Wagon.
After witnessing a spectacular "yard sale endo" by his Dad, Mason followed his lead with an aggressive attack into a pole—garnering him numerous bruises and noteworthy road rash. Always taking one for the team, MJ is the designated driver of the official 1997 Honda Socket Weasel Sag Wagon.
Carbs Are King
Delicious Sachets of Gloopy Paste
When the Socket Weasels ride, they'll be constantly topping off their carb stores with energy gels and drinks, protein bars, mixed with massive amounts of coffee and donuts. And all of that is ON TOP of the pre-ride load of biscuits 'n gravy. "MMMmmm..."
After a LONG, HOT ride around OKC, overdosing on delicious coffee-flavored energy gels, the post ride is usually highlighted with a little dehydration, exhaustion, and dilated blood vessels. Which leads to a quick "LIGHTS OUT" nap in order to restore total conscientiousness and equilibrium. There's no better way to COOL DOWN than in a coma. "Pops, where's the keys?"
After a LONG, HOT ride around OKC, overdosing on delicious coffee-flavored energy gels, the post ride is usually highlighted with a little dehydration, exhaustion, and dilated blood vessels. Which leads to a quick "LIGHTS OUT" nap in order to restore total conscientiousness and equilibrium. There's no better way to COOL DOWN than in a coma. "Pops, where's the keys?"
The next big Socket Weasel ride.
The Tour de Donut is a unique cycling event where you ride and eat donuts to reduce your finish time. Beginning in 2007, the event has grown to over 3,000 participants and has been featured in National and International publications and news segments. The event is by far largest athletic event in Miami County. With distances for all experience levels, the ride has become the largest single day bicycle event in Ohio while attracting participants from over 30 states.
Two Socket Weasels are signed-up and are currently in training mode for this delicious event. Logging 2s and 3s of training miles while hitting the drive-through at the local Dunkin' and St. George's Donuts, this is THE event guaranteed to TIP THE SCALES in awesomeness!