SORRY!
We're flattered and somewhat surprised that you're interested in joining the ranks of the suspect and sycophantic Socket Weasel Bicycle club.
Since interest is at an all-time high, our members are now selected at random by a sophisticated lottery system. If you would like to be included in the drawing, please mail two $20 bills to the SW Membership Advisory Board, (c/o Den > Don) — and keep your fingers crossed.
GOOD LUCK!.